penis-hilton:

me

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laughingsquid:

Art Student Freaks Out & Destroys Her Painting After a Critique

notahoe:

if I had to describe tumblr in one post it would be this one

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hommos:

ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it

nippled:

annoying online and irl

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

laugh-addict:

when you see your parent come home from the grocery store

(Source: phoenixwrong)

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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svveedlemonade:

get your shit together talisha

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robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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hibiku:

this kid is me

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