IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
When a popular blog follows you
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aw man christians have it tough in a nation built for christians by christians and run by christians. :-/
i still havent recovered from this
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried